Wednesday, July 15, 2009

It's the Buckeye State, what's not to love!?

With so much going on at work; and a crappy economy - relocation is not always in the books for someone. Relocation takes so much thought, and wondering - that in itself could wear a person down! I'm going to use a fake person's name for this blog, and we'll call him - Rod. Rod is a good guy, who had worked his you-know-what off for quite a number of years. Because of some recent changes, Rod was forced of the decision of does he want to relocate to Dublin? The intent of this blog is to help (cough, cough - push!) Rod into moving to the great Mid-West and forget about the beach and canal in his back yard!

People ask, what? What is so special about living in Columbus, Ohio? Well - there are lots of things that are special about living in Columbus, Ohio! I'll give you the top 10 reasons as to why ROD should live in C-Bus!

10.) Red, White & Boom! Every year, Columbus puts on a fantastic show for the 4th of July which is called "Red, White & Boom!" For those people who do not like crowds, I suggest you park on the side of the road elsewhere because this is fo sho not the place for you! However, because it can be seen from various sides of Columbus, it is always a fun time with a great soundtrack by a local radio station.


9.) Concrete Corn Cobs: How many times in your life can you HONESTLY say that you saw Concrete Corn!? Who else in the world would have Concrete Corn except for Dublin, Ohio! It's the best corn of all. Doesn't rely on rain, too much sun doesn't hurt it - it's the perfect cob!

8.) Dancing Bunnies: Some kids like swings, some kids like pools - but here in Dublin/Columbus, our kids like gigantic sized stone bunnies! On any given day where the sun is peaking through - you can expect bus loads of kids to be at the bunnies! Who needs a pool when you have bunnies and the fountains (not in picture) to run around and enjoy the summer. Sure, you might lose a crumb snatcher or two - but they are likely just hiding behind one of the massive bunny legs.

7.) Graeter's Ice Cream: Some of the most amazing ice cream you'll find in the world. As reference, I recommend that everyone try the Peanut Butter Chip or Raspberry Chip. You won't be sorry. Can someone please explain to me how in the world the massive chips of chocolate are soft from sitting in frozen ice cream? It's truly a mystery - but an amazing one at that!

6.) Amish Country: Yes, other states in the United States have Amish too - but I can guarantee our Amish are better than your Amish! Berlin, Millersburg & a vast amount of Holmes County is the capital of Ohio for driving behind buggies. I fully believe that the reason that they drive their horse & buggies so slow is to make us drive by the bakeries at a slow pace and have absolutely no self control and turn in for a Cinnamon Roll the size of your head. If sweets aren't your thing, no problem! How about some cheese! Heini's offers a great amount of cheeses and free samples. They say one at a time... however, most everyone I know enjoys a few more than one piece and continues to sample (with clean toothpicks of course!) until they bust. You're still not on board with the sweets and/or cheese? Well - then I don't know what to tell you other than keep driving down the road until you hit the winery and drink until the cows come home! However, I'll warn you from personal experience. DO NOT drink 1 1/2 bottles of Frost Fire by yourself. You'll be sorry... just a friendly warning. Dont' say I don't care about you!

5.) Ohio State University Buckeyes: Look at the stadium.. what's not to love!? Game Day is amazing, Jim Tressel is hot in his sweatervest and there is just nothing better than Scarlet and Gray flooding the town! If you're not into football, that Game Days are a good opportunity for you to go shopping and avoid crowds. No one will be out and about!
4.) Jym Gahnal & the Channel 4 Storm Team: One thing that scares the bee-jesus out of me about Ohio is thunderstorms and tornados. Between Jym, Marshall McPeek & Bob Nunnally you never have to be scared again! (I wish I could say that tornados don't scare me with the Storm Team around but the thought of a massive twister coming and ripping down my house is terrifying!) Additionally, another news source that helps with your morning/evening commute: Rod's Western Palace Time Saver Traffic! They will get you from point A to point B with no problems! Thanks, Columbus News Media!
3.) Alum Creek: I understand that there are people out there who have the luxury of living on a beach or canal (Rod..... this is specifically for you!). In Columbus, we too have beaches. Meet Alum Creek! Yes, it has recently been on the news for some washed up graves that have surfaced from the 70s - but is also good for a day of sailing! (ha ha) Think of it as the "Mini-Atlantic Ocean." It's seriously like the SAME THING!
2.) El Vaquero Restaurant: Now that I am without a gallbladder, I can enjoy El Vaquero as often as I please without carrying my pill case like a 90 yr old lady. (It's the simple things in life...) El Vaquero is by far the best Mexican restaurant around! Ask anyone! What are things you can enjoy in El Vaquero? Queso - oh yah. Burritos - as big as your head. Chips - Mmmm! Margaritas - ABSOLUTELY! Speaking of Margaritas - lets plan a date and have a margarita or two, or three... possibly 4!
1.) Becca Warren: duh!

I hope you enjoyed your own personal tour of Columbus! I am not a licensed realtor, but I can assure you that I will do everything in my power to help you call Columbus, "home!" If I can do it, you can do it too!

2 comments:

  1. Come ON, Rod! She's even cuter in person!!!

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  2. Well said, Becca! Ever consider a career in tourism marketing? :-)

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